A thousand Words Is Nopt Enouhg!!!

Two little boys stole a bag of oranges from their neighbor and
decided to go to a calm place and share their "loot". One of them
suggested the nearby cemetery. As they were jumping the big gate
to enter the cemetery, two oranges fell out of the bag behind the
gate, but they didn't bother to pick them since they had enough in
the bag. A few minutes later a drunkard, on his way from a local bar
passes by near the cemetery gate and heard a voice: "ONE FOR
ME,ONE FOR YOU,ONE FOR ME ONE FOR
YOU" He immediately sobers up and runs as fast as he can to the
local Priest and gasping for breath he says:"Father... father please
come with me..come and witness GOD and satan sharing corpses
at the cemetery. They both ran back to the cemetery
gate and the voice continued: "ONE FOR ME ONE FOR YOU,ONE FOR
ME ONE FOR
YOU..." Suddenly the voice stop counting and says: "WHAT ABOUT
THE TWO AT THE GATE?" They started running...even the Priest
almost passed the church gate shouting....."W e are not dead"